Two Coats of Paint
One day, a young man wanted to prove to his girlfriend that he could do DIY. So he decided he was going to surprise her by painting the house while she was at work.
His girlfriend got home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. She then walks into the living room and finds her boyfriend lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. She notices that he is wearing a ski jacket and an over-coat at the same time.She goes over and asks him if he is OK. He replies yes.
She asks what he is doing. He replies that he wanted to prove to her that he could do DIY. She then asks him why he is wearing a ski jacket and an over-coat.
He replies that he was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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