IT WAS raining, and Sister Agnes was in the middle of her driving lesson when the car had a flat tire. The instructor asked Sister to stand aside while he changed the tire, but she wouldn't hear of it. "Learning to change a tire," she insisted, "is part of learning to drive."
As Sister Agnes, in her habit, was kneeling in a puddle, struggling with the tire, a police officer pulled up. In a voice dripping with sarcasm, he turned to the embarrassed instructor and said,
"I suppose you're going to tell me the good Lord is working a miracle?"
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