DISCUSSING the problems of driver's license examiners, a former motor vehicle bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. "Could you get a little closer?" the examiner asked. And she slid over.
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MY MOTHER overheard a license examiner at the Department of Motor Vehicles talking about a teenager who had just driven an almost perfect test. "He made his only mistake," said the examiner, "when he stopped to let me out of the car. After breathing a sigh of relief, he exclaimed, 'I'm sure glad I don't have to drive like that all the time!' "
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