THE driver of a Bentley was trying to park in a small space outside a London restaurant.
On his third attempt a small sports car nipped in behind him.
Jumping out, the driver, a youth, grinned and said, "If you were young and quick, you could have done that."
Unperturbed, the driver of the Bentley continued to reverse and smashed into the side of the sports car.
Easing himself out, he smiled and said, "And if you were old and rich you could have done that!"
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