Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Q: What do you call a blonde with ? a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
A: She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?
A: None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
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