Q. A blond and a brunette jump out of a window at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
A. The brunette - the blond had to stop and ask for directions.
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A naturally blond woman got tired of her teenage son's "dumb blond" jokes, so she went to the drugstore and bought a package of brown hair coloring. After she used it, she asked her son what he thought, and he answered, "Opting for artificial intelligence, huh mom?"
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