What do brunettes miss most about a great party? - The invitation.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? - It matches their moustache.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? - Brown-Bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? - No one else wants it.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? - Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call? - "Has the blonde left yet?"
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? - The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color? - When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
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