Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead!
Q: Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for Winter."
Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood.
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